I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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