(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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