Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
