His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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