would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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