i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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