ugly people sure do ruin things
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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