Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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