It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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