Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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