...so i touched it.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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