Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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