Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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