Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
