Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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