can u get pink eye on your cock?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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