I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
