Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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