All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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