doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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