i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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