I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
All the doctor said was why
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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