Who wears a wallet chain?!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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