If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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