Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Rumble strips road head = magical
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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