Whod you bang
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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