Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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