There is no way he is gay with that hair.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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