That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
