Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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