You work out of a Hotel?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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