i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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