i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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