so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
