your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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