i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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