like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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