that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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