it was like eating out sand paper
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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