Where did you get a picture of my penis
Nicole vs. Life
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize