using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Fuck appropriateness.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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