Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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