There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think my vagina is haunted
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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