she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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