He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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