we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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