Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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