I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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