so explain again why im purple
no
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I can't turn off my feet"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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