:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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