I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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