He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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