I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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