I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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