I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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