But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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